Pineapple was married many times in his life, always to the same woman, Misty Buff Staggers, nee Knapp. The concept of marriage was not well grasped by them, and they assumed that every time one or the other had been away overnight it was necessary to repeat the wedding ceremony. As Pineapple was constantly on the move, this led to much confusion, sometimes they would have two weddings on the same day purely to save time when he returned.It is claimed that this is the reason Pineapple became ordained as a pastor, in the cleansed by holy fire ,quenched by the blessed tears of our lords beloved mother unitarian non denominational united methodist church, Norfolk, to save on the cost of marriages by carrying out the ceremonies himself.
How many children the Pineapple and Misty Buff had has been a subject of much debate and controversy, as he claimed never to have had any children at all, being constantly confused as to his marital status, and fearful of bringing disgrace upon his family.
However, we are aware of at least twelve children that are undoubtedly his and Misty's, as photographs were taken at the births, for publicity purposes (paid for by Crispy Willis). From information obtained locally, the boys were all named after different mixes of compost, and the girls after styles of brick bonding.
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